Special April 1 Report: Apple buys Netflix, Disney+, Amazon Prime, Hulu — heck, all streaming services

Tired of reports that Apple TV+ is lagging behind other streaming services, Apple has bought all competitors, including Netflix, Disney+, Amazon Prime, Hulu, Paramount+, Peacock, Starz, AMC+, Cinemax, Acorn, Brit Box, and more.

All the services will be rolled into Apple TV+. Formerly, the service cost $4.99 per month. Now it will cost $19.99 per month. 

“The heck with my reputation for being a nice guy,” says Apple CEO Tim Cook. “My new goal: destroy all our enemies.”

There are rumors that Apple also plans to buy Spotify and Microsoft — then shut them down.

Dennis Sellers
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Dennis Sellers is the editor/publisher of Apple World Today. He’s been an “Apple journalist” since 1995 (starting with the first big Apple news site, MacCentral). He loves to read, run, play sports, and watch movies.

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  • Gee, what I heard was the price was going to be $3.99/mon if you signed up for 10 years.

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